creamiceandsugar:

Do you think a victim ever just runs away from Felix and he just shoots them in the leg like “listen to my monologue, punk, i’ve been rehearsing this for days” and you just hear Locus sigh deeply from somewhere in the back.

(via joanegbert)


bobcabbage:

Sittin’ in class and seeing one of your friends walk by in the hall.

image

(via attagonistictremor)


rattleheadcrusher:

Date ideas: Watch this movie with me

rattleheadcrusher:

Date ideas: Watch this movie with me

(via joanegbert)


feministroosterteeth:

Now that Tina & Ray have started dating, just a quick reminder that RT staff’s personal lives are private, and anything they do choose to share with us is a gift. This goes for any relationships regarding the staff at RT - don’t overstep.

(via joanegbert)


titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

titenoute:

zankyger:

titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.

BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY

(via joanegbert)


viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

(via death-limes)


exeggcute:

fuck I love weird al

(via kitten-burrito)


vulpixer:

fixitfelixjr:

if you have not seen this PLEASE do now

I SCROLLED THROUGH 3 MONTHS ON LIKES TO FIND THIS VIDEO

IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SEVEN VAGAÑAS. HERE U GO

(via joanegbert)


joanegbert:

Though TRIAL and HARDSHIP you will always stand TRIUMPHANT. Your name is TACITA TIUVEL and you feel the winds of CHANGE blowing around you. 
You are a STALWART and CAPABLE female troll living on the planet ALTERNIA. You live in a COLD EXPANCE OF SWAMP due north of the HIVESTEMS where lower blooded trolls reside. Althought you are very WELL SPOKEn you tend to speak VERY LITTLE, even over TROLLIAN. At times you tend to say very OMNIOUS and FORSHADOWING things. You value WISDOM and UNDERSTANDING and sometimes you find yourself INTERFEREING IN THE LIVES OF OTHERS who you feel might hold SOME IMPORTANCE later on. Your actions SET THE STAGE for events to come.
Your HOBBIES include COLLECTING FOSSILIZED DRAGONFLIES and making RECORDS of their wingspan, and breed. Your LUSUS is a DRAGONFLY herself, and large enough to MOUNT AND RIDE ON. The two of you often PARTICIPATE in races and marathons together. You also play PANPIPES on your free time. 
Your ANCESTOR was known as Initiate Steelwing before her untimely DEMISE. You carry on her LEGACY of Trial and Tribulation. 
You use Katarkind, and use CROSSWORD PUZZLE fetch modus. In order to retrieve your desired item you have to write it down in the CORRECT column on the crossword sheet. Sometimes its a REAL PAIN. 
Your trillian is “crucibleCrusade” and your quirk consists of prefixing with <[-[, replacing L with [, A’s with ^ and replacing your apostrophes with quotation marks. Examples:
CC: <[-[ We st^nd upon the precipice of ch^nge. The wor[d fe^rs the inevit^b[e p[ummet into the ^byss. W^tch for th^t moment…^nd when it comes, do not hesit^te to [e^p. It is on[y when you f^[[ th^t you [e^rn whether you c^n f[y.
<[-[ C^n”t you do it without my he[p? i w^sn”t ^w^re you needed const^nt b^bysitting.
Your God tier is Seer of Time and you occupy the Land of Streams and Metronome. 
Your CONSORTS are all Pink Rats. Your Denizen is Hephaestus. 

joanegbert:

Though TRIAL and HARDSHIP you will always stand TRIUMPHANT. Your name is TACITA TIUVEL and you feel the winds of CHANGE blowing around you. 

You are a STALWART and CAPABLE female troll living on the planet ALTERNIA. You live in a COLD EXPANCE OF SWAMP due north of the HIVESTEMS where lower blooded trolls reside. Althought you are very WELL SPOKEn you tend to speak VERY LITTLE, even over TROLLIAN. At times you tend to say very OMNIOUS and FORSHADOWING things. You value WISDOM and UNDERSTANDING and sometimes you find yourself INTERFEREING IN THE LIVES OF OTHERS who you feel might hold SOME IMPORTANCE later on. Your actions SET THE STAGE for events to come.

Your HOBBIES include COLLECTING FOSSILIZED DRAGONFLIES and making RECORDS of their wingspan, and breed. Your LUSUS is a DRAGONFLY herself, and large enough to MOUNT AND RIDE ON. The two of you often PARTICIPATE in races and marathons together. You also play PANPIPES on your free time. 

Your ANCESTOR was known as Initiate Steelwing before her untimely DEMISE. You carry on her LEGACY of Trial and Tribulation. 

You use Katarkind, and use CROSSWORD PUZZLE fetch modus. In order to retrieve your desired item you have to write it down in the CORRECT column on the crossword sheet. Sometimes its a REAL PAIN. 

Your trillian is “crucibleCrusade” and your quirk consists of prefixing with <[-[, replacing L with [, A’s with ^ and replacing your apostrophes with quotation marks. Examples:

CC: <[-[ We st^nd upon the precipice of ch^nge. The wor[d fe^rs the inevit^b[e p[ummet into the ^byss. W^tch for th^t moment…^nd when it comes, do not hesit^te to [e^p. It is on[y when you f^[[ th^t you [e^rn whether you c^n f[y.

<[-[ C^n”t you do it without my he[p? i w^sn”t ^w^re you needed const^nt b^bysitting.

Your God tier is Seer of Time and you occupy the Land of Streams and Metronome. 

Your CONSORTS are all Pink Rats. Your Denizen is Hephaestus. 


azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

(via johnampora)